Saturday, February 19, 2005

Ha!

Southern Appeal has some classic one-liners for the classroom. A sample:
"It's your fault I blame other people."
"I will quit following others if you do so first."
"I'll stop being a copycat if you lead by example."
"If a pregnant woman were carrying a spotted owl in her womb, what would be Al Gore's counsel to her?"
Check out the rest here.
 
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