Amen!

Gary, inspired by Patrick, says "Tattoos Are Dumb":

Tattoos make absolutely no sense. Tattooing is a fad, which means it is temporary. But tattoos themselves are permanent. So they are by definition oxymorons. One day they are going to be out of style. But everyone with tattoos will be stuck with them. Imagine having a surgically implanted mullet hairstyle and you get the idea.

As one of the few untattooed women on this island, I giggled at that last sentence. Read the whole thing for some wit and wisdom.